The Ratings Are In

 

I’ve been eating as many Chicken Fried Steaks (CFS) as possible without falling victim to a major weight gain, or a spike in my cholesterol (I’ve been doubling up on my Zocor), and now is the time to start rating the CFS.

In the midst of my CFS journey, I’ve come across a song that I can really identify with – you can view it at the end of my post.

I’ve come up with my own rating system and I know I’m going to upset some of you, but my goal is to give you the best, the worst, and everything in between.

So here is my rating system:

 

Tour Texas - 0 Udder Chicken Fried Steak Tour Texas - 1 Udder Chicken Fried Steak Tour Texas - 2 Udder Chicken Fried Steak Tour Texas - 3 Udder Chicken Fried Steak Tour Texas - 4 Udder Chicken Fried Steak Tour Texas - 5 Udder Chicken Fried Steak
0 Udders

Udderly not worth the calories

1 Udder

Just OK

2 Udders

Good

3 Udders

Very Good

4 Udders

Excellent

5 Udders

Udderly the best

 

So let’s begin. Here is the list of the restaurants I’ve visited to date:
 

Florida’s Kitchen, Livingston
796 FM 350 S.  936-967-4216  Closed Mon/Tue

Size: Enormous

Look/Smell: Very Good

Breading: Minimal, very little seasoning

Gravy: Not much taste

Meat: Tough

Sides: Good

Rating: 1 Udder (but the smoked brisket was wonderful)

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Texas - One udder for CFS


Elm Creek Café, Lincoln
33 Texas Hwy 21 W  512-253-6775  Closed Mon

Size: Enormous (The large has its own zip code)

Look/Smell: Very Good

Breading: Crunchy and perfectly seasoned

Gravy: Good

Meat: Tender

Sides: Very good

Rating: 3 Udders

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Texas - Three udders for CFS


Gristmill River Restaurant & Bar, Gruene

1287 Gruene Rd.  830-625-0648 Open 7 days

Size: Good

Look/Smell: Very Good

Breading: Crunchy and peppery

Gravy: Very Good

Meat: Tender

Sides: Very good

Rating: 3 Udders

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Texas - Three udders for CFS


Good Time Charlie’s, San Antonio

2922 Broadway St. 210-828-5392 Open 7 days

Size: Good

Look/Smell: Excellent

Breading: Very crunchy and perfectly seasoned

Gravy: Very good

Meat: Tough

Sides: Very good Rating: 3 Udders

Tour
Texas - Three udders for CFS

Lulu’s Bakery and Café, San Antonio

918 N. Main St  210-222-9422

Size: Fair

Look/Smell: Very good

Breading: Thick and nicely seasoned

Gravy: Good

Meat: Very tender

Sides: Very good (very small portion of mashed potatoes

Rating: 2 Udders

Tour Texas - Two
udders for CFS



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